Rhys

Rhys isn’t just a pothole—he’s a landmark. A true Leo, he demands attention and absolutely refuses to go unnoticed. Positioned in prime Newport real estate (aka the middle of the road), he thrives on making an impact—literally. Drivers, cyclists, and pedestrians alike have no choice but to acknowledge his presence, and honestly, that’s just how he likes it.

Whether it’s collecting the biggest puddles after a storm or strategically expanding to ensure maximum inconvenience, Rhys lives for the drama. He’s even been known to outshine entire roadworks projects—because why should freshly paved tarmac steal the spotlight?

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