Mark

At first glance, Mark might seem like just another harmless pothole, but don’t be fooled—this Scorpio has a dark side. Nestled in the scenic roads of North Devon, Mark is the ultimate mix of cute but psycho. One minute, he’s reflecting the sky in a charming little puddle, the next, he’s launching an unsuspecting cyclist into a new dimension.

Mark thrives on unpredictability. He enjoys long, disruptive rain showers, causing minor chaos, and watching drivers swerve at the last second. Some say he has a vendetta against suspension systems, but deep down, he just craves attention.

Think you can handle Mark’s mood swings?

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