Nigel

Nigel isn’t just a pothole—he’s a spectacle. A true Cancer, he feels deeply about everything, and if there’s one thing he excels at, it’s making a scene. A light drizzle? He’ll turn it into a full-blown flood. A tiny crack? He’ll convince you it’s a gaping chasm of despair. Nigel doesn’t just exist on the road—he performs.

From the way he expertly ruins alignment to his uncanny ability to appear much deeper than he actually is, Nigel thrives on melodrama. He loves playing the victim when council workers arrive, only to mysteriously “resurface” the moment they’ve gone. And if a car dares to avoid him? You bet he’ll find a way to make them regret it.

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